What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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He stung her into action.

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Teutons.

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A not see.

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Her husband on a date.

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Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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Hare loss.

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They're always eager for more on their pate.

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OC A receeding Herr line.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))