What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Previous Random Joke Next
Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

German Jokes More German Jokes

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

Herr Jokes More Herr Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.