How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.