How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!