Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!