Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

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What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.