Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"