Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

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What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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What does a two-headed cat say??

Weow!

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.