How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

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