How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...