How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.