How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright