What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!