What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye