What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

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What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

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All rye all rye