What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in