What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.