What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.