What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.