What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."