What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.