What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.