What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.