How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Menopause Jokes More Menopause Jokes

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..