How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Menopause Jokes More Menopause Jokes

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..