It's all out of eggs..
Please say a year.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.
Because they know all the short cuts.
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Rebel without a menopause.
