Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...