Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.