Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."