Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"