What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.