How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.