How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing