Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift