Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.