Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.