Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.