Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

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Tsar-Chasm

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What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift