What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry?

I apollogize.

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.