What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

History Jokes More History Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.