Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

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Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor