What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Warehouse Jokes More Warehouse Jokes

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.