What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Warehouse Jokes More Warehouse Jokes

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.