Warehouse Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Locate Jokes More Locate Jokes

Where is Macau located?

In MaFarm

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.