Warehouse Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Coke Addict Jokes More Coke Addict Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.