Coke Addict Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Mr. Pibb Jokes More Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.