Coke addicts.
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You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
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I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Quack.
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Pig in a blanket.
A pig in a blanket.
Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Kermit's finger.
A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
Right where ya left him.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
They Havana no money to spend.
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.