Coke Addict Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What's a golfer's favourite games console?

A PS FOUR!

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.