Coke addicts.
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You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
Talking while driving.
There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
A: Kermit the Frog's Finger
Because he was addicted to Coke.
He didn't even finish grad school.
I think therefore I Amazon
A Brazillionaire!
Right where ya left him.
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
Because it works
Carpool tunnels
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
WATAAAAAR