Liner Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Line Dancer Jokes More Line Dancer Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Coke Addict Jokes More Coke Addict Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.