Coke addicts.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A two liner.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
With its punchline
A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.
May the force be with you"
Why do we have to do all the work
Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Stephen Talking.
Stephen Walkin
A paradox
A dry doc.
removed
I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?
there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Cause they be quacking jokes
Cause they work out.