Liner Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Topic Jokes More Topic Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease?

Stephen Walkin

Physician Jokes More Physician Jokes

What do you call two physicians?

A paradox

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

Reader Jokes More Reader Jokes

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.