Coke addicts.
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A two liner.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
With its punchline
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Because he had the right of way.
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
Punchline.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Depends on who wrote the script.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
50 shades of grey's anatomy
50 Shades of Earl Grey
Because the rest are weekdays.
