Coke addicts.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A two liner.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
With its punchline
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"
May the force e-with you.
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Because the rest are weekdays.
They can wear casual clothes to work
He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
Because he was sheet faced.
Make a backup, I need to re-format this."
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
Nothing.
Parkinson's
