Coke addicts.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A two liner.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
With its punchline
Cause he's a dog.
Cause they'll Pikachu
Because she was out standing in her field.
The real joke is always in the comments!"
2 gang members smashing a white boys face.
Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows
A first aid kitty !
The snort quack.
Weasley twins are 50% off
My car can hit 50.
RAR
Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
They can wear casual clothes to work
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Depends on who wrote the script.