Liner Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Script Jokes More Script Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.