Liner Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Physician Jokes More Physician Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Script Jokes More Script Jokes

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.