Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

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Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.