Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder