Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

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Why do black people where baggy pants?

Cause they're knee grows!

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?