Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool