How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.