How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

A Bobbitt

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.