Reader Jokes

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

Deaf Gynecologist Jokes More Deaf Gynecologist Jokes

What do you call a deaf gynecologist?

A lip reader

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

911 Victim Jokes More 911 Victim Jokes

Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?

They can go through 94 stories in seconds!

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Liner Jokes More Liner Jokes

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

87 Story Jokes More 87 Story Jokes

Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds