Reader Jokes

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Kindle Jokes More Kindle Jokes

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Stephen King Jokes More Stephen King Jokes

What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

87 Jokes More 87 Jokes

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

15 Second Jokes More 15 Second Jokes

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.