Reader Jokes

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

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Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

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He was outstanding in his field.

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Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

r/explainlikeimfive

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James Bonding bah dun tss

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense