Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner