Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

A: Because there are too many Targets