Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

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Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

A: Because there are too many Targets