Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...