Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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Because they have no attachments.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.