Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

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How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...