Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...