What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip