What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

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What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!