What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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Who is the most communist cat in the world?

Meow Zedong

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars