Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.