Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."