Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!