Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.