Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."