Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback