What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.