What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.