What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.