What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.