Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease