Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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He had too much thyme on his hands.

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Neither can keep track of their balls

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...