Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...