Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.