Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Happy Thanksgiving Jokes More Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"