Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.