Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!