Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.