Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.