What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.