Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.