Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"