Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

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What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

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Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we