Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!