Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

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Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......