Catholic Church Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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How does the Catholic Church make their holy water?

They boil the hell out of it.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.