Papal
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
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There's already a clock on the stove
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
A nun with a spear through her head.
It was a soft drink.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
Papal.
Because Jesus saves.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......