What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?