What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.