Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Skeleton Key Jokes More Skeleton Key Jokes

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Cram Jokes More Cram Jokes

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

Sick Casket Jokes More Sick Casket Jokes

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin