Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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How do you sink a polish war ship?

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What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

Buyer Jokes More Buyer Jokes

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?

My bike.

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

Jackie Gleason Jokes More Jackie Gleason Jokes

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.