Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

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I never sausage a body."

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Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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A skeleton key.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?