Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

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I said I'm an orphan.

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Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.