Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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Mourning wood

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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.