Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

Sick Casket Jokes More Sick Casket Jokes

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Buyer Jokes More Buyer Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.