Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*