What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.