What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.