What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.