How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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Crammed in.

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Gronkowski

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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You take him for a drag.

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For people that don't want anything to drink

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body