How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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What do you call the shiniest people?

Polish

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body