What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body