What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.