What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.