What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that