What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.