What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing