Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.