Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

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Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.