Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out