Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

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What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

A tender loving hare.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.