What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What do you call a bird that lives underground ?

A mynah bird !

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.