What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day