Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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Greh.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What did the programmer from the biker gang say?

It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25