Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

Dec 25 Jokes More Dec 25 Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Oct 31 Jokes More Oct 31 Jokes

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.