What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.