What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.