What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.