What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine