What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."