What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.