What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.