What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."