Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.