Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

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What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

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Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.