Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

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Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.