What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.