What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

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What is a tick's favorite fruit?

Lime.

What's worse than lime?

Sublime.