What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What is a tick's favorite fruit?

Lime.