Eighth Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.