Eighth Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What's worse than lime?

Sublime.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

A: Footage.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

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Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!