Eighth Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What did one repost say to another?

Well the flag is a big plus!