What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What name do you give to a frog?

croaky voice) ROBBERT

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs