What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.