What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.