What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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Why is stephen harper a bad stripper?

Because he doesnt do well on the poles

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.