What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

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Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down